ELEVEN REASONS NOT TO BUY KNIGHT’S FORK
11. Disrespectful words such as tallywacker and joystick are used with reference to male body parts
10. It’s long. (Not the tallywacker—well, it is, but you don’t wish to know that—I meant the book.) Knight’s Fork has 340 pages, and most new Chapters do not begin on a fresh page.
9. It has a Prologue and an Epilogue. That’s two beginnings, and two endings!
8. It’s going to take about eight hours to read.
7. The hero is a 28-year old virgin and proud of it.
6. The heroine is locked in a chastity belt, and she doesn’t have a key
5. The family tree is so complicated they needed to spread it over two pages.
4. If you read in bed, your significant other might be disturbed by your giggles and snorts.
3. The F- word is used, but only by villains, and only in conversation
2. If you read it in public, someone may ask why the naked man on the cover is lying in a puddle
1. If you don’t read every paragraph, you may ask yourself why the naked man is lying in a puddle
http://astore.amazon.com/sassyusa-20/detail/0505527405
http://tinyurl.com/KnightsFork
http://snipurl.com/3se3e [www_amazon_com]
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/rehttp://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/results.asp?WRD=Rowena+Cherrysults.asp?WRD=Rowena+Cherry
AZTTKIA Smart Watch for Men Women Answer/Make Calls, 1.85" Smartwatch, Fitness Tracker Watch with Heart Rate Sleep Monitor, 140+Sports, IP68 Waterproof Step Counter Watch Compatible with Android IOS
75% Off
If He Had Been with Me: The Tiktok Sensation
16% Off
House of Light and Ether (Gilded City Book 3)
£4.07 (as of December 5, 2023 14:57 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Divine Rivals: The stunning YA romance fantasy Sunday Times number 1 bestseller: Book 1 (Letters of Enchantment)
13% Off
The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches: the heartwarming and uplifting magical romance
£5.49 (as of December 5, 2023 16:39 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
The Immortal Doc Holliday: Shadows: (The Immortal Doc Holliday Series Book 14)
£6.99 (as of December 5, 2023 15:46 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Out There Screaming: An Anthology of New Black Horror
£9.99 (as of December 5, 2023 15:46 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
Hell Bent: The global sensation from the creator of Shadow and Bone
8% Off
Kindle Paperwhite Signature Edition Essentials Bundle including Kindle Paperwhite Signature Edition - Wifi, Without Ads, Amazon Leather Cover, and Wireless Charging Dock
£249.97 (as of December 5, 2023 15:46 GMT +00:00 - More infoProduct prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.)
