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258. Alternative PRESS RELEASE: Dashing diva-about-town Robbyne Kaamil throws herself in front of a moving train…

CORAL SPRINGS, FL – May 8, 2006 — Dashing diva-about-town Robbyne Kaamil throws herself in front of a moving train, leaving behind a perfume-scented suicide note surrounded by scattered red rose petals.

The note reads: “The soul perishes when the music stops playing.” Well, actually—she didn’t throw herself in front of a train, but the dreadful dearth of crooning heartthrobs left in the wake of the current multitude of hip hoppers has Miss Robbyne feeling a little down. “Men (and women!) have always understood the power of a sweet song sung by a man pleading his case for love,” she says in her new column on ezine TantalizingTales.com.

Kaamil wishes for the good old days of romantic interludes to the soulful tunes of Luther Vandross, Keith Sweat, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Sam Cooke, Al Green, Frank Sinatra, Prince, Tom Jones and Brian McKnight, among others. To see how this astute columnist compares these seemingly gone greats with today’s artists like Ludacris, Babyface, Ginuwine, Biggie and Jamie Foxx, go to www.tantalizingtales.com, click on Show & Tail, and then on Big Apple Bites. “

What happened to all the sexy men who could sing?” asks Kaamil. “Are the A&R departments of America’s record companies filled with quicksand pits?” She longs for those “gravy-smothered, biscuit-sopping vocals” that could make a woman “drop to her knees, start licking doorknobs and do tricks like a circus monkey.” That’s how she likes it, daddy.

For more information, or to arrange an interview with Robbyne Kaamil, contact: Charlene Keel ckeel@tantalizingtales.com PH: 954-934-3104

To contact Robbyne Kaamil directly, go to www.canwebereal.com

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