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247. Alternative PRESS RELEASE: Biff Mitchell Auctions Dream on eBay / and DAY ONE in the SMOKE FREE LUNGS OF SASSY

**FIND OUT HOW TENSE BEING A NON-SMOKER CAN MAKE YOU, after this!**

Goodbye Water Cowgirls: Biff Mitchell Auctions Dream to Raise Money for Novel

After years of dreaming about becoming both a novelist and the owner of a wilderness getaway for women, author Biff Mitchell chooses to finish his next novel and put his second love, Water Cowgirls, up for auction at eBay.

(PRWEB) April 22, 2006 — Author Biff Mitchell thought he was one step further to realizing his long-time dream of opening a wilderness Valhalla for women on the East coast of Canada when he bought the domain name watercowgirls.com, but commitment to finishing his futurist murder mystery, Murder by Burger, is forcing him to sell the domain.

“I’ve had two passions in my life: writing novels and running a wilderness getaway for women with a sense of adventure, something remote by a pristine lake close to a system of white water rivers.” READ MORE AT PRWEB.COM

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My Daily Random Question:
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What is the weirdest item you SOLD on eBay? And can we see a photo? (OK That’s two questions, but I’ve given up smoking again, so DON’T MESS WITH ME!)

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The Happiness Manifesto:
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My way of calming down after a hard day of being SASSY, and part of my 43things to do list, which I’m writing here instead.
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Today I’m grateful for:

1. It was the Queen’s Birthday yesterday (the little old dear is 80). Oops! I forgot. Still, she won’t remember mine until I’m 100. Then again, I’ll probably have to remind her, if I’ve got any marbles left by then.

2. Having a go at the Royal Family – it makes me feel so good. (Well, this is DAY ONE in the smoke-free lungs of Sassy and I’m NOT enjoying it). When is ‘The Cat’s Whiskers’ going to let Charlie (the Jug-eared-free-ranged-Duchy-of-Cornwall-Pig) become King? It’s about time she gave up the ghost and offered a slice of the Royal cake to others. Come on Mrs Q, we all want a laugh. And perhaps a day off work!

3. Looking forward to going out tonight. For a meal with friends, fine wine and NO FAGS! Er, perhaps not. I’m going to miss Doctor Who! And tonight he meets the face of death in the form of a…werewolf! Oooh! Aaah!

4. DR.WHO. One can never be too old to appreciate the finer things in life.

5. BBC3 – I’ve just realised they are repeating tonight’s episode tomorrow – Yay! That reminds me, I really, really, really, really want one of those remote control Daleks! And you only have to be aged 5 years plus to operate one. Has anyone told the Dr. that?

“Ex-ter-min-ate!” “Ex-ter-min-ate!” “Ex-smoker-hate”

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4 comments

  1. Hi there Super Sassy!!! This was such a fun piece… I’ll come back!!!Thanks for commenting on my writing site… nice to meet a witty chickie! Aaargh I tried twice quitting recently but it was just “I tried” and not “I am quitting.” So – I am still a smoker… smoke coming from my ears… Be better than I am – I’m sure you are because I was just toying with the idea. And the damn patches were not for me – heart & tachycardia – but helped a great deal otherwise with not smoking. light & peace & love to you Ann Marie

  2. Thank you!It’s so nice to meet you, too! And would you believe it, I forgot to put a patch on today, so – I must be doing all right. Then again I’ve said that many times before…Oh, did I say it’s Dr.Who tonight?Sassy

  3. Hi there Sassy! – thanks for your comments! That happened to me too – you’re winning! The thing with me was that the patch had too high a dose – I don’t smoke that much and outside… so next time I will try a lower dose – you could think about it! I think that’s great – bye bye smoky life!!! Have a great day! BTW I linked here… it’s so much fun reading your great witty comments. Ann Marie

  4. Thanks for linking to me, Ann Marie. As you will probably notice I have no links yet – I did have, until I changed the blogger.com template, and lost it all! So, as soon as I have the time to update these again, I will add yours to the list, too. Will put this at the top of my to-do list tomorrow – underneath ‘do not smoke’ of course! Thanks again,Oh yeah, and I’m thinking of joining you with your writing prompts – hey why am I telling myself this? I need to come over to your place and tell you! Crikey, this no smoking lark is frazzling my brain! Sassy

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