151. Alternative NEWS: Simon Cowell Prefers Terrapins to Babies!

Slimey Simon Cowell, of UK ‘X Factor’ Fame, has admitted that he would prefer his girlfriend to have a terrapin rather than a baby! (Is this medically possible?)

Usually known for his harsh comments and wearing his trouser waistband up to his nipples, Simon is too busy for his girlfriend. She bites back in this link! (Click on the title above for the full article, courtesy of ChartSingles.Net)

Who will win tonight? Andy or Shane. Shane or Andy? We’ll be finding out any second now…

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Author: Sassy Brit, Author Assistant

Founder of Alternative-Read.com, Executive Assistant for Writing Warriors United, and virtual author assistant for busy book professionals and small publishing houses. Editor and reviewer for #altread since 2005.

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